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no.damsel.in.distress.

if you must be a gentleman, you may protect the flower girl.

Created on 2007-02-14 14:43:54 (#12283974), last updated 2009-01-16

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User Number: 12283974
Date Created: 2007-02-14
Number of Posts: 118

Complete basketcase, but adequately housebroken. Guaranteed to be at least acceptably neat. Likes getting her head petted. Negative conditioning highly discouraged. Likes rainy days, chewy books and wide areas of bermuda grass.
Strengths: Useful when circumstances demand it. Tolerable companion.
Weaknesses: Bites.
Special Skills: Shapeshifts into a baby tarsier when provoked. Can roll her tongue. Surprise tricks when given good pens.
Weapons: None, but nails are adequate for scratching even if kept short. Generally peaceful otherwise.
Warning: May explode from happiness when left too long in gardens. Believes her quest in search of garden gnomes under randomly sprouting fungi is perfectly normal.


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